"Hi Mr Mark
We want to say g'day so you know who we are when you talk to us.
The video is in two parts as we couldn't do it quick enough for one video.
Ps. We were puzzled why your dinner didn't turn to charcoal as it would if we cooked it at 300 degrees ... We use Celsius and you use Fahrenheit! I don't think we will be much use at giving advise!!!"